Two things I find most men like – eating and cumming! So, here are some tips on how to combine your love of food and masturbation – and get your cum eating fill.
Food You Want To Eat
A lot of my cum eaters, especially new ones, aren’t addicted to the taste of their own jizz – yet! So, if you’re going to cum on your food, you want to choose something you enjoy eating to begin with. Hate broccoli? Then why would you cum on it? I mean, unless it’s some kind of punishment or humiliation task from your Cum Mistress! That’s why I recommend things like junk food, or some kind of dessert, or even your morning coffee. You’re not going to give up your morning coffee, are you?
Portions And Positioning
Portions come along with picking foods you want to eat. First, having a larger portion means you won’t taste the cum as much. It also means you won’t have droplets of spooge that will be spattering the plate, all on it’s lonesome. Positioning is important too. After a prolonged teasing and edging session, you don’t want to have that spunk collector out in front of your dick, so that when you finally shoot, the first two spurts end up overshooting the food and end up on the floor! Put that plate right underneath your cock. That way you won’t miss, and as you pump those last couple of drops out after your orgasm, all the cum will dribble onto that food.
Edge Early And Edge Often
If you want the maximum load of cum, you need to get those balls churning! Teasing and edging will make sure that you produce the largest load you can. You know I usually don’t let you cum unless you’ve stroked for a good long while, and just because I may not be there doesn’t mean you should cheat yourself!
XOXO ~
Your Phone Sex Mistress Christine
Chocolate. Dark chocolate. The bite size bars with the smal ridge that holds the cum.
Makes me shiver to think about it.
I do believe I’ve watched you eat cum covered chocolate before, haven’t I August? 🙂
Mistress Christine you know just how much i do LOVE those “Texas Long Horns” or should i say “Texas BIG Cocks” Cowboys to feed me with that Nice BIG Healthy Helping of “Cowboy Tube Steak” that a Cock Sucking Cross Dressing Sissy Faggot needs to help satisfy their Hunger and Craving for what we Love to do the very best!
And that’s getting down on our Sissy Faggot Knees and Sucking and Slurping all of them BIG “Texas BIG Cocks” completely Dry of each and every single Drop of the Warm Cowboy Cum that we just Love to Swallow down that’s puts the BIG Sissy Faggot Smiles on our Sissy Faggot Faces! 🙂
And that is why cowboys are so sexy, CSCDSF! They are real men, with big cocks and so damn sexy!!
Mistress Christine as always you are so very correct about it all! 😉
Those Hot Cowboys are so very Sexy indeed and their HUGE Trophy Cocks make them the Bucking (Or should i say Fucking?) Broncos that well all love for the Size of their truly BIG Cowboy Trophy Cocks! 🙂
SIZE DOES MATTER! With cock and with cum load, right CSCDSF?
Mistress Christine yes size does matter and i don’t need to tell a Size Queen such as yourself that it does! 😉
We both just love all of those BIG Trophy Cocks and HUGE Cum Loads to produce for us as we are Kissing,Licking,Sucking,Slurping and Fucking them until they shoot that massive load for us,in us and all over us! 🙂
You did…
Ate loads of cum for you…
A lot and cocktail side… with a lemon on the glass, right kook?
Mistress Christine what doesn’t cum taste great on? 😉
For this Cock Sucking Cum Swallowing Sissy Faggot Cum goes great on lots of foods and that includes everything ad anything from pizza,hamburgers,hot dogs and taco’s all the way to your dessert foods of ice cream,apple & cherry pie and lets not forget to add so nice sweet whipped cream to the mixture and make that warm and salty creamy treat have the added taste of sweetness to it! 🙂
Gawd I’m such a BIG Cum eating Sissy Faggot!~Winks!~
The thing is CSCDSF, you love cum so much that the food doesn’t have to be an enticement, the cum itself is!
Mistress Christine yes that is so very true that i do love the Cum that the Food is not an incitement it is actually the Cock that is the incitement because i know that is where the Cum is going to come (Cum) from once i suck it like the good Little Cock Sucking Cross Dressing Sissy Faggot that i am! 🙂
I know people who just love Ranch dressing and eat it on almost everything… for my guys, it’s all about cum though, right CSCDSF? And another perk is, it’s better on sweets than Ranch would be, lol… 😉
Mistress Christine yes that is correct!Just like Ranch Dressing i do Love Cum all over everything i eat and when you say Ranch it makes me think of being on a Ranch and of all the Cowboys and their BIG “Trophy Cocks” that i could be sucking and eating their Cum as we have a Good Old Fashioned “Ho Down!”
And of course when someone yells “Ho Down” this Cock Sucking Cross Dressing Sissy Faggot hits the floor on my Little Knee Pad wearing Sissy Faggot Knees and start to suck every and any cock i see eating each and every single drop of Cum i can suck and squeeze out of each and every cock i suck! 🙂
… a ranch full of cowboys and cum…. leave it to my CSCDSF to take lemons and make lemonade! 😉
Yay!
Cum on chocolate! Cum on waffle or something like that.
Great ideas Kook… I know that you do enjoy cumming on food… I’ve watched you, haven’t I?