This blog post is a bit of a departure for me. But, keep reading but it will actually be helpful. Here’s the backstory. A friend of mine told me about Porn Parody movies and we ended up looking up a bunch and laughing at the titles. I said, “Hey! What about a self-help group for people who want to eat their own cum but can’t?” About two seconds later I came up with Failed Cum Eaters Anonymous and we both cracked up. So, my friends, this is your meeting. LOL
Failed cum eaters you are not alone
Welcome to Failed Cum Eaters Anonymous. Take a seat in the back. Yes, that’s decaf—we don’t need you more jittery than you already are. Why are you trembling? Is it maybe anticipation of success after a long time of trying? OR, perhaps it’s fear that I might actually turn your cum eating fantasy into reality? If it’s the latter, you know I can and will get you to gobble up that creamy cum load!
I know some of you lurk on the blog. You send DMs on Discord telling me you’re all worked up, doing edge after edge. You want to eat your own cum and maybe you think if you get desperate enough you’ll be able to do it on your own. Alas, you can’t. The orgasm hits and poof your desire is gone. I call this the cum and go syndrome – once you have cum, you say you have to go (and not eat it).
Biology and cum eating training
When I do cum eating training, especially with someone who has failed a lot, I’m patient and supportive. You see, it’s biology. There’s something called the Disgust Reflex. That’s an involuntary reaction and it’s there to protect you. Unfortunately, this is the wrong reaction when you want to eat your own cum.
There’s another automatic response as well. The moment you climax, your brain is flooded with oxytocin and endorphins. That means you feel really good – calm, centered, and happy. BUT, if you planned on eating your own cum and you now can’t, this can be a stressful moment. That’s okay. I get it.
Role of a Mistress – successful cum eating
There’s something called PNC – no, not the bank or the ballpark – in this case PNC is post nut clarity. Basically that means, when you’re horny you aren’t as rational as you are after you have an orgasm. This makes it really difficult for someone who is a reluctant cum eater.
Here’s what I tell people when I’m in a session. Right as the first cum spurt lands, lick that up. You’ll be licking up cum while you are still cumming. It’s a way to beat post nut clarity, the cum and go syndrome and the disgust reflex.
After reading this you might be able to do that on your own but most people who struggle with cum eating need someone like me to order you to lick up that first spurt. You end up tasting your cum while you are still horny / cumming and that’s what makes this technique successful.
When you are submissive, hearing my voice command you to swallow while you are mid-orgasm, you often obey automatically. It’s a habit to obey and that overrides your reluctance. That’s the role of a Mistress. I condition you to need my praise; that becomes your pleasure. You might feel just a bit of reluctance but my voice pushes you through that and you submit.
Don’t believe my voice can work for you? Check out this blog post about ordering someone to “Lick up that cum right now!” and he did (much to his surprise).
On your own, your mind will betray you. Obedience isn’t about wanting to swallow, because you never will. It’s about choosing me over your instincts.. You can submit and thrive under my guidance, or you can keep failing alone. The choice is yours.
Thank you for attending your first Failed Cum Eaters Anonymous meeting. Was it helpful? Do you know what you want and how to get it?
I know I do.
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