Wake Up Sexy – And Eat Your Cum!
One of the biggest issues my cum eating pets have is with the taste. They say it’s bitter, or it’s slimy or too salty. Well, did you know that your spooge is thinner and contains more fluid in the morning? So, when you wake up sexy, with that hard, throbbing boner, call in for some phonesex and one of the early morning ladies will make sure your day starts off right. And we’ll put some cream in that coffee!
Pop A Mint
Here’s another way to deal with that taste. Pop a mint. Now, if you can self suck, I totally recommend using something with actual peppermint oil in it, like Altoids. I’ve done this with guys I’ve sucked, and they say that cooling mint on their cock just drives them crazy! It will also make that cum taste better – and it won’t leave you with spunk breath!
Just A Spoonful of Sugar
As that very proper British care-giver said, “just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down!” So make sure that while you’re stroking, you’ve got some sugar nearby. Stroke off into your hand and…take your medicine, slut! Go ahead, swallow it down and follow it with your sugar. It may help with that bitter or salty taste of your cum and make it a bit sweeter. But, c’mon, cum junkie, you know how sweet it is to eat your cum for me anyway!
Give your Cum Mistress a call, and we’ll make sure you take your medicine – like a good little cum slut!
Your Phone Sex Mistress Christine