It’s The Consistency of Cum
We spend a lot of time here at this blog talking about the taste of cum. How to get over it, how to change it. Eat more fruit! Stay away from alcohol and caffeine! For some of you, it has nothing to do with the taste of cum, it’s how it feels. I always know when I’ve got one of you cum sluts like that, you just swallow it down as fast as you can!
Cum Can Be Stringy And Slimy
Whenever I think about the way cum feels, I think about the first guy who opened up an oyster, saw that white mess inside and said “Hmmm…well. let’s give a try!” In fact, I think it’s kind of interesting that something so jizz-like – salty, creamy, a little bit slimy and gooey – is considered an aphrodisiac. I want you to enjoy your cum eating, so let’s see if we can come up with some ways to thin it out a bit.
Thinning Out Your Cum
The best way to try to get cum with a bit thinner consistency is to make sure you are well hydrated. Drinks lots of water. Spunk is mostly water – pre-cum is almost entirely water because it hasn’t picked up all that other tasty stuff from your balls. Being well hydrated is also one of the tricks for changing the taste of your cum. This is really your only option, because I enjoy teasing you as well, and the more those balls churn, the thicker that cum gets – and there’s no way around that! Guess you’ll just have to develop a taste for it!
Your Phone Sex Mistress Christine