Make sure you check out Parts 1 and 2 – you don’t want to miss any amazing facts about cum!
7. You Won’t Become A Cum Bimbo
Jizz actually improves mental alertness. So despite the popular belief that eating cum will turn you into a dumb faggot sissy who only lives to eat more cum, it does not make you dumb. It actually boosts your brain’s processing power and responsiveness. You turn into a cum craving addict all on your own!
8. Spunk Is A Fountain of Youth
Spooge slows down the aging process of your skin and muscles. It contains a healthy portion of zinc, which is an antioxidant. A veritable fountain of youth. I’m talking about eating cum, sluts! Although, taking a nice facial or two and then rubbing it all over your skin can’t hurt – and it makes you look like such a whore!
9. Cum Helps With Impact Play
Cum reduces pains and aches. It is an all-natural painkiller providing all the benefits and none of the harmful side effects of so many toxic, addictive pharmaceuticals. I’ve seen it in action! After having my pets swallow a nice big load, sometimes I move on with the session. And I’ll tell you, they can take a much longer, more intense spanking, or tighter nipple and ball clamps then they could before that steamy dose of warm cream!
So tell me, my wonderful cum eaters, what facts do you know about eating cum that I didn’t cover? Leave me some comments, and then, on our next call, maybe we’ll do some “experiments”!
Your Phone Sex Mistress Christine