Turning You Into A Slutty Cum Swallowing Machine!
Every man is rich — in vitamins. It’s all in the cum! Creamy male goodness contains everything you need. With enough cum in your daily diet there is no need for supplements, pills, or juicing to meet all your daily vitamin intake requirements. Yes, you read that correctly, sluts — not only is cum delicious, but it is also healthy for you as well! Who would have ever suspected? And the benefits come no matter where that load is deposited! Cream pie, facial, out of your hand, from a plate – it doesn’t matter. Make sure you eat all that cum to make sure you get the full benefits of jizz’s many nutritious, miraculous properties.
1. Cum Makes You Happy
Cum is a natural anti-depressant. Yes, cum sluts, it’s true. Spunk elevates your mood and even reduces bad, negative thoughts. I have not failed to notice that my true cum junkies seem naturally happy and perky as long they are getting their daily fix. That’s why I don’t normally keep my cum sluts in chastity for long periods. (Come on now, two weeks isn’t that long!)
2. Spooge Reduces Anxiety
Yes, I know how anxious you are before you eat that first load of jism. But after that? You’re not so anxious anymore, are you? That’s because cum reduces anxiety. It doesn’t contain any hormones that will turn you gay, but it does have anti-anxiety properties, such as SSRIs, benzodiazepines, or buspirone. Why bother popping some kind of man-made chemicals when you get the same benefits with no side effects and have far more fun doing it?
Check back next week for more fun facts about cum!
Your Phone Sex Mistress Christine
Mistress Christine both facts are true!Know just how much of a happy little sissy faggot cum guzzling faggot that I am swallowing down load after load of that warm,salty & creamy cum that I love,need and am so highly addicted to keep me both happy and healthy!
Cum reduces me anxiety levels & keeps me calm!The only “Man Made” vitamins I need is all of the yummy warm,salty & creamy cum that I so love to swallow for you Goddess Christine when ever I am on my little sissy faggot knees at the adult book store movie booths as part of my sissy faggot assignment you have me perform for you every weekend! 🙂
I do know how happy it makes you CSCDSF! And it makes me happy too!
Mistress Christine yes you do know it and making you happy is the best cum eating fact of them all!The more loads of that warm,salty & creamy cum I swallow the happier it makes you,..myself..and the men I am sucking the cocks of in the adult book store movie booths! 🙂
Mistress Christine & making you happy,pleasing you always is my #1 priority as your sissy faggot cock sucking,cum swallowing slut & slave!
How well I know that CSCDSF!
Mistress Christine ~Sissy Curtsy~ Thank you Goddess Christine!You have done such an splendid task of properly training me to be the cum swallowing,dick sucking sissy faggot that I am today!All of the men I am serving & servicing at the adult book store movie booths are always complimenting you on the wonderful way you’re trained me to suck cock & swallow cum without hesitation or any thought of myself!~Sissy Smiles~ 🙂