A while back, Ms. Olivia asked about whether or not you fake eating your own cum.  I got to thinking that there might actually be times you have to have fake cum on hand, and you might have to fake eating it….

Practice makes perfect…errr, makes addictive!

To Fill Up A Squirting Dildo

I train a lot of guys to suck cock.  And if you’re going to be a cocksucking slut?  Well, sluts swallow.  And I always say you should practice like you play!  That means you’ll need a squirting dildo, but what do you fill it with?  What if you really want a big load to swallow?  Or you’re in chastity and you’re not allowed to cum?  Remember, we’re practicing here folks, so unless you have a cock you actually suck, that you can harvest some spooge from ~ you’ll need an alternative.  How about you can mix up a batch of fake cum, and use that to practice with.

You’re In Chastity – And Your Wife Doesn’t Know!

What happens when your Mistress has put you into chastity and your wife doesn’t know?  She still expects – and deserves – to be fucked.  And if she hasn’t taken the cuckolding step yet and is getting her needs satisfied elsewhere, you’re going to have to fulfill those.  So, what do you do when it “cums” time to give her the money shot?  Well, if you’re good, and you bring her to an orgasmic frenzy and leave her exhausted – which you should be doing because your only mission in life is to please women – then you can leave a deposit when you’re done!

Making Fake Cum



So how do you mix up a batch of fake nut butter?  You need:

  •  2 TBSP cornstarch
  • 1 C water
  • 1 egg white
  • 1 TBSP plain yogurt
  • Pinch of salt

Dissolve the cornstarch in a 1/4 cup of the water,  while you bring the rest of the water and salt to simmer in a small saucepan.  Once it’s simmering, stir in the cornstarch until it dissolves again, and keep stirring until it gets thick.  Take it off the heat, and put the saucepan in a bowl of ice, because you want to cool it down (if you don’t the egg white is going to cook)  Once it’s cool, stir in the egg white and the yogurt and mix it with a wire whisk until it’s smooth.  Want to sweeten your cum?  Add some vanilla extract and some sweetener.  When you get ready to use it, put it in the microwave for about 15 seconds just to warm it up.  You now have a warm, creamy treat! Now Practice!!