What’s Your Favorite Way To Cum?

Off The Floor I hope you cleaned the floor first!  Otherwise, that’s really disgusting and shows me just what a depraved, nasty, cum addict you really are!  Some cum eaters really do enjoy slurping their spunk up off the floor.  For some of them it’s very submissive,...

Creative Cum Eating Method

Idea From Caller I love it when my callers email me their creative cum eating method ideas.  One of my long time callers, skylar, sent me information about a way to ruin his own orgasm.  After reading it, I realized that it would be interesting to combine it with cum...

Don’t Just Think About Cum Eating

Just Do It! Be The Cum Eating Slut You Long To Be I don’t want you to think about eating cum.  Okay, I do want you to think about it…fantasize about it, obsess over it!  When it actually comes time to eat that jizz though, I don’t want you to think about it, I just...

50 Loads of Cum

20 Loads of Cum This week, Cummy Bear let me know that he has been saving up his cum.  He now has 20 loads saved up.  This is a record number of cum loads for him to save.  How exciting to discover that he has been inspired to achieve this impressive load of jizz. I...

Do You Want A Bigger Cum Shot?

I Know You Love To Eat Cum You are a cum slut, a cum junkie.  You love eating cum, the more the better.  The problem is that when you wank without guidance, you get off way too soon, and there’s just so little of it!  That just causes your cum craving to spike, which...

You Need Bigger Loads Of Cum

You Need More Cum It seems to me I have two types of cum eating pets.  There are those who will take cum wherever they can get it.  They eat their own, they clean up cream pies, whether they left the “deposit” or someone else did, and they suck cock.  On the other...